2030-ish Cars that might undo the Baked Bean Phenomenon



Post-War Restart

1946: Buick, Chevy, Plymouth, Ford.


Peak Detroit

1959: Buick, Ford, Plymouth, Chevy, Cadillac, Imperial.


Post-911 Return of the Beanery

2026: Ford, Toyota, Kia, Chevy, Cadillac, Plymouth.


Woke 2.0?


2030 Twerkillac


2030 Buick Butthoe

2030 Chrysler EmpressX

The 2030 VW TiGi


The only alternative that might fend off esthetic disaster…

Presidential Declaration of a DC Memorial to
‘The All-Time Greatest American Motor Vehicle”

America 250 Memorial: “Not a Bean But a Bulletproof Bulwark of Liberty”




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